My name is Haley. But you’ve probably figured that out at this point. I’m a female, and I love to make sexist jokes towards women. I got detention for putting the “Women’s Rights” book in the fiction section. I can’t cook. I can barely fold laundry. I like things clean and I go through cycles of intense cleaning, that you may or may not help with. I like video games. And sandwiches. So much that guys will me making ME sandwiches while I beat the Archdemon another four times. I’m loyal. I’ve been betrayed. I’ve been hurt. I’m paranoid. Holy shit am I paranoid. You might be able to tell by my blog posts. What do women have in common with bowling balls? No matter how many times you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, they always come back for more. And more they shall receive.

Fair winds.


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